so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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