So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
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eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
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It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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