I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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