Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
