PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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