My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
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I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
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There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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