You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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