margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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