i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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