went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
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