You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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