IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
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She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
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And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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