I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
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