he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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