i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
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You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
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Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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