Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
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He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
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I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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