I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
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Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
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Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
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