Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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