Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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