Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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