question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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