you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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