Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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