This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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