We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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