I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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