There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
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is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
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new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
My dick has a subreddit
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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