I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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