I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
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