I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
you would pick up someone in the library
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Go christen that room with your naked body.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
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