I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
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I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
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At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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