i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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