So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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