just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
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Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
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Vodka?
Forever.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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