you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
it glows. i had to have it.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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