He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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