My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
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dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
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i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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