question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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