You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
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