omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I'm way too hungover for life right now
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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