So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
im about as happy as oj after his trial
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I could make wine with my vomit
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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