It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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