I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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