Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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