Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
23 Roommates Share Secrets Their Roomie Thinks They Don’t Know
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
29 Cringeworthy Situations People Realized They Shouldn’t Be In
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
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