Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
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just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
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Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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