Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
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Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
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I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.