He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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