I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
Randomize
