Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
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I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
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Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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