Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
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