Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Randomize
