Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
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