Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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