Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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