is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
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