i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
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it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
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No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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