You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
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They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
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Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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