well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
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Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
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Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
you never un-have a 4some
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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