I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
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dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
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Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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